Jokes In Hindi: 'Joke' n 'SMS'

EK GUBBARE WAALE KI ….

Ek gubbare waale ki dukan ke bahar likha tha:

Agar apne bacche ko gubbara nahi dila sakte to waqt pe gubbara chadha liya karo….!!:O X_X

samjdaar bachche kaha gye ??

KID PAPPU APNI MAA S ….

Kid Pappu Apni Maa Se Puchta Hai: “Maa Mein Tumhari Shadi Ke Bad Hi Kyu Paida Hua?”

Maa: “Tumhe Bahar Aane Ka Rasta Nahi Malum Thha, Tumhare Dad Ne Khod Khod Kar Rasta Banaya“

AGAR NIP@LES KO HIND ….

Agar NIP@LES ko Hindi me

‘BUNDI’ kahete hai

B”BS ko kya kahenge?

BUNDI

LADDU

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EK BAAR EK AADMI BAN ….

Ek baar ek aadmi BANGKOK ja raha tha… uski wife ne… naa chaahte hue bhi use jaane ki permission de di.

Jis din wo ghar se nikal raha tha… jaate jaate usko wife ne bulaaya aur 12 condoms ka ek packet dekar boli: Jaanu, ise rakh lo, agar dil kare toh…”

Husband: Nahin darling, iski zaroorat nahin padegi.

Wife: Rakh bhi lo na jaanu, kahin mann ho gaya kuch karne ka toh ?

Aadmi khush ho jata hai aur sochta hai, “Waah kya biwi mili hai!”

Achaanak uski wife awaaz de kar usko phir bulati hai aur kehti hai, “Ruko, usmein se 2 mujhe de do… kahin mera mann ho gaya toh…”

BC Trip Cancelled…

KAHIN KAALE-GORE LAD ….

Kahin Kaale-Gore lad rahe hai to kahin Hindu-Musalman..

Kahin Israel-Gaza to kahin India-Pakistan..

Pyaar to Bhenchod sirf Blue Flims me hi reh gaya hai..

COLLEGE MEIN PAPPU A ….

College Mein Pappu Aur Uski Ek Friend Canteen Ke Bahar Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Pappu Ki Friend Ne Ahista Se Pappu Ko Bola

Ladki: “Main Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Lamba Hath Maarna Chahti Hoon”

Pappu Kameene Pan Se Bola: “Tum Sirf Hath Maaro Lamba Khud Hi Ho Jayega“

BOY: I WANT TO BE IN ….

Boy: I want to be in a relationship.

Girl: It’s okay but under one condition.

Boy: Which one ?

Girl : No sex, because I am preserving it for my future husband.

Boy: That’s okay, I also have my condition.

Girl: Which one ?

Boy: No using of my money because I am preserving it for my future wife!!!

Girl: Lo tum toh serious ho gaye… Arre I was kidding jaanu…

Jokes In Hindi