Yamraj: Tumne Punya or Paap dono kiye hai.... Is liye Swarg
me NaraK milegA...
AAdmi: Vo kaiSe??
Yamraj: Roj Raat Ko 2 Glass Daru & 1 Ladki milegi
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Glaas me ched Hoga, Par ladki me nhi....
Mstikhor bchha
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Girl: Meri BRA Ka Kiya Size Hain..?
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Boy: 32..
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Girl: Kaise.?
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Boy: Kal Toh Kholi Thi..
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Girl: Magar Meri Bra Par Number Nahi
Hain..
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Boy: Toh Kiya Hua.. Civil
Engineer Hun Plot
Dekh Kar Area Bata Sakta
Hoon..!
Source : Jokes in Hindi
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