Broken Heart SMS in Love Shayri SMS

Zaroori toh nahi jo khushi de usi se

pyar ho..

Kyunki.. Sacchi Mohabbat toh

aksar dil todne wale se hi hoti hai...!!

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Kaise Gujharti hai Meri Har Ek Shaam Tere Bagair,

Agar Tu Dekhle To Kabhi Tanhaa Na Chhodtey Mujhe..!

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Gum ki mujh par kuch aisi najar ho gayi

Jab bhi hum hase ye aankhe nam ho gayi

Hum roye bhi toh wo jaan naa sake…aur

Wo udas b huye to hume khabar ho gayi.

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"Kitne DUR Nikal Gaye

RISHTE Nibhate Nibhate...

KHUD Ko KHO Diya Humne

APNO Ko Pate Pate...

LOG Kehte Hain Hum MUSKRATE Bahut Hain...

Aur Hum THAK Gaye

DARD chhupate chhupate...!"

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Tere pyar mein khudko aisa khoya Na Din Mein Soya Na Raat mein Roya ... Ab To unki Ruswai se bhi Pyar hai hume,,, Bas khuda se Milne ka Intejaar hai hume Rote Rote Unki Bewafaai hassa jati hai...

Ae khuda tu baata Itna Dard kyu hai jab Unki yaad aati hai...

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Milna tha ittefaq bicharna naseeb tha,,,,

wo itne dur ho gaya jitne qareeb tha:,(:,(:,(:,(:,(

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Nahi tum sy koi shikayat Bas itni si Iltija hay

Jo Haal kar gay ho khabhi aa ky dekh jana.. frown.png

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Tujhe Haq Diya Hai Maine Dillagi Ka..

Aye Sanam

Tu Mere Dilse Khel Jab Tak Tera Dil Behal Na Jaye..!

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Jane Kya Soch Ke

Lehrein Sahil Se Takrati

Hain;

Aur Phir Se Vapis Laut

Jati Hain;

Samaj Nahi Ata Ke Woh

Kinaro Se Bewafai Karti

Hain;

Ya Phir Laut Ke

Samandar Se Wafa

Nibhati Hain!

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Suna Hai Wo Jate Hue Keh Gay Eke Ab To Hum Sirf Tumare Khabo Me Ayenge,

Koi Keh De Unse Ke Wo Wada Kar Lee,

Hum Jindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge…

Source : Jokes in Hindi

Jokes in Hindi 1

Mazedar Jokes in Hindi

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

                 

 Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu, Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde

Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal, Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde

                 

 Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”

                 

               

 Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya, Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:

“Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”…

Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si, Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya,

Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga, “Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,

Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di”

                 

               

Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C, Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!

Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai

Tan Usne Keha,

Meri Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…

                 

               

 Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See, Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye

Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye,

Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli

Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa

Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare

Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai

Santa: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai

Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai

                 

               

 Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai.

Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya…

                 

               

 Ik Darzi Lokan De Kappde Lai Ke Faraar Ho Geya

Koi Kehenda Meri Pant,

Koi Kehenda Meri Shirt,

Sante Ne Ronde Hoye Keha Ke Oh Mera Napa Lai Geya…

                 

               

 Tu sohni tera na sohni, par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,

sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C, Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

                 

               

 Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? , Student: vidya ke khaatir

Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? , Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

                 

               

 Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.

Patient: teek hai doctor

(ek hafte ke baad)

Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?

Patient: nahi doctor.

Doctor: kyu nahi?

Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe

                 

               

               

Arz Karda Haan, Ohna Di Gali To Gujre

Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,

Wah Ji Wah…

Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,

Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya…

                 

               

               

Sante Ne Blade De Naal Apni Girlfriend Da Naa Apne Hath Te Likheya

5 Minute Baad Jor Jor Di Ron Lageya.

Banta: Oh Kahnu Ronda Oye?

Santa: Maitho Spelling Galat Ho Gayi Naa Di…    

               

Santa is asked to translate a phrase in english:

“Dukh Hamesha Naal Rehnde Ne Per Khushi Aundi Jandi Rehendi Hai.”

Santa Translated it as: My wife is always with me but her sister comes and goes.

                               

 Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?

Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

                 

               

 Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?

Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?

Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga

                 

               

 Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.

Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai

                 

               

 Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.

Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.

Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa

                 

               

 Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa:

"Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?"

                 

               

 Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.

girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?

Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha

                 

               

 Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.

Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai

Source : Jokes in Hindi

Jokes in Hindi - Bechara pati Kya Kare

Mix Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

Director: maine Draupadi ke role k liye Sunny Leone ko sign kar Lia hai...

Dushasan: Woh to theek hai, Par mein khechoonga kya ??

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.डायरेक्टर: मैंने द्रौपदी के रोल के लिए Sunny Leone को साईंन कर लिया है....

दुशासन: वोह तोह ठीक है, पर मै खीचूँगा क्या...??

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.Once Again Our SARDAR wins English Quiz Contest With His Terrific Reply...!!

Question:-Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..??

Sardar:- ANDAR-SE-DO-NA...!????

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.एक बार और सरदार ने अंग्रेज़ी का क्विज़ जीता एक निराले उत्तर के साथ...!!

प्रशन: ‘बार्सेलोना’ का उल्टा क्या है...?

उत्तर: अन्दर–से–दोना ...!!

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.Saare Whatsapp group members ko suchana:

Kripaya kisi bhi joke ke peeche "Market me naya aaya hai jaldi fwd karo" ka tag laga ke Dimaag ka bhosda na kare. Hum Chutiye nahi baithe. Hum ko pata hai kaunsa joke naya hai kaunsa purana. Aage se apne aap ko bhaandu saabit na kare.

Dhanyawaad...!!

Jaldi forward karo

Ye market mein naya aya hai

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.सारे whatsapp ग्रुप मेम्बेर्स को सुचना:

कृपया किसी भी joke के पीछे “मार्किट में नया है, जल्दी फॉरवर्ड करो” का टैग लगा के दिमाग की माँ-बहन एक ना करे, हम चूतिये नहीं बेठे | हमको पता है कौनसा joke नया है और कौनसा पुराना.

आगे से अपने आप को भांडू साबित ना करें|

धन्यवाद...!!

जल्दी फॉरवर्ड करो,

ये मार्किट में नया आया है....

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.Sharma ji ki party me dinner karte hue Verma ji ke pas Mrs Sharma akar boli:Bhaisaab,apne to kuch liya hi nahi!" Or 1 chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.

Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne Verma ji se puchha:

"Khana kaisa tha?"

Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya thi, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya!

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.शर्मा जी की पार्टी में डिनर करते हुए वर्मा जी के पास मिस्सेज शर्मा आ कर बोली:

“भाई साहेब, आपने तोह कुछ लिया ही नहीं....” , इतना कहके १ पीस चिकन की टंगड़ी उठा के उनकी प्लेट में रखदी ...!!

पार्टी ख़तम होने पर शर्मा जी ने वर्मा जी से पूछा:

“खाना कैसा था...??”

वर्मा जी: व्यंजन तो सभी बढिया थे, पर आखिर में भाभी जी ने जो टां

Source : Jokes in Hindi