Wednesday, 27 January 2016
Friday, 1 January 2016
Naughty Hindi Jokes
Doctor to
Minister : Mantriji aapki biwi maa banne wali hai.
Mantri soch
me pad gaya
Doctor : Kya
hua mantrijee
Mantri :
Samajh nahi aa raha sala kaun FARZI-MATDAAN kar gaya..!!
Pregnant
aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli – Lagta hai makaan
ban gaya
hai, Kirayedar bhe aa gaye hai.
Pregnant
Lady Boli – Mistri khali hai. Tere ghar bhej du kya?
Dhobi police
se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main
press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main
khana kha
raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo!
Ek Ladki ne
hoto par “India” ke tirange ka
rang laga
rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto
par “kiss”
kar gaya aur bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA”
Santa : Aaj
papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta :
Kyun?
Santa :
Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film
dekhne chal
rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge
Raat ke 3
baje santa ke number par phone
aaya – Hello
yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa :
Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to
mehfooz rehti kya?
Husband to
Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka hoon.
Wife : Mujhe
pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti hogi!!!
On first
night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe
ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I
thinK because this is your first night.
Wife : No,
no.. Actually it is first time in night…
Boss: Itne
kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni
salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss:
Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena
Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle
kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to
depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!
Dur gaon me
jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha
kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna
ek aur ho jayega!!!
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