BOY-Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mujse Kr Do Mai Apko Uske Vazan K
Brabar Sona Duga
GOLU-Waqt do
BOY-Sochne ko?
GOLU-Nai Beti Ka Vazn Barhane K Liye
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Snta k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha
DOctor:Ye kaise Hua
Snta:Me Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha
To kisi ne kha"Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo"
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SNTA: Dukh to jivan ka sathi he OR sukh to aata-jata h
BNTA: Shi bat he, meri Biwi hamesha sath hi rhti he OR meri
Sali aati-jati rahti h
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Sardar in a Art Gallery--Yeh bhayanak Tasvir ko aap modern
Art kahte hai.?
Art Deale - Mere baap! Tu dimag mat laga. Yeh Aaina hai.!
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Snta Ko Electric Chair Pr Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza
Sunai Gayi
Jallad-Aakhri Khwahis Kya H?
Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Rha H
Mera Hath Pakd Le
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Jism kamp gaya, Jab snta ne bnta ki Daadi se Kha: Daadi Koi
acha sa Gana to Sunao!!"
Aur Daadi Boli :I Wanna Chiggi Whiggi With You Boy
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Meri har yaad me TUM ho
Meri har soch me TUM ho
Meri har dua me TUM ho
meri har aas me TUM ho
Aur
TUM ho
Kutte ki DUM ho
Pta nhi kaha GUM ho
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Santa & Banta ne Zindgi me pehli bar Riksha dekha
Snta:dekho kitna chhota Taanga
Bnta:Han aur Gadha to ghoda bilkul aadmi jaisa lagta he
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Snta schol s rota aya
ma-Q ro rhe ho
snta-Sir ne mara
Ma-Q
snta-Wo banta Ko dant rhe the to maine Use Misal Di
Jo "bhonkte"he wo "kat'te"nhi
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Teacher:Sab se zyada nasha kis cheez mei hota hai?
Student-padhai mei.
Teacher:Wo kaise? Student:Sir,Kitaben kholte hi neend ajati
hai.
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Source : Jokes in Hindi
